Tracy Morgan Outtakes

These are outtakes from some movie I've never heard of entitled, "Totally Awesome." It's supposed to be a spoof of 80s movies. I'm pretty sure the movie sucked -- most spoofs do -- but this 10-minute reel of Tracy Morgan outtakes will make you laugh so hard, you'll poop a kidney.

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Insane Creative Dog Grooming

Poodle as Dragon


Poodle as Chicken


Poodle as Peacock

You can see more examples at Creative Grooming.

The Haircut

The customer is always right.

Coke fountain dominoes

Yeeeeaaaah!!!

Tokyo Gore Police

This video clip is NSFW due to EXCESSIVE and GRATUITOUS violence, lakes of spurting blood, partial nudity, anatomical grotesqueries, and extremely poor production values.

NO ONE should watch it, except for Beaglebot.

And maybe Fuzzydave.

Laugh and the World Laughs With You

Heath Ledger in makeup as the Joker, from the upcoming sequel to Batman Begins, The Dark Knight



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I Made Some Ugly Shooz

Nikeid.com allows you to design/personalize any shoe of theirs that you want. They'll make em and ship em to you.

As you know, I loves da ugly-assed shoes, so this is what I made:



What you can't see is that on the back left shoe in gold letters is "Fuzzy" and on the right "Dave."

These ugly-assed shoes will arrive by Christmas.

Attack of the Beast Creatures (1985)

Here's a scene from one of the worst horror films ever made, "Attack of the Beast Creatures." Ed Wood must be applauding in his grave.

The Cube

Got an hour to kill? If not, it's worth watching at least the first 10 minutes of this. It's a film that was written and directed by Jim Henson in 1969, about a man in a cube! This is not related to (although it probably was the inspiration for) 'Cube' (1997).

Runtime of this video = 53mins 33secs