Friday, November 13, 2009

We've Moved!

In case you were wondering about the dearth of posts here on Fuzzytopia, it's because we've joined the Cool Kids over at tumblr.

Our new digs: FuzzyDave's Carousel of Wonderosities

You may also like some of our other Bloggery:
A Celebration of Female Pulchritude (NSFW, boobies)
Mega Moto! (cars, trains, planes, motorcycles & other beautiful machines)

Monday, September 14, 2009


Friday, September 11, 2009

Pickle Surprise!

Thursday, September 10, 2009

The men who stare at goats

I can't decide if this is going to be good or bad, or so bad it's good, or full circle and bad again!

Monday, September 7, 2009


Aw Yeah...This One's For The Ladies

Sunday, September 6, 2009

[trailer] Ninja Assassin (2009)

Directed by James McTeigue (V For Vendetta). Produced by Joel Silver and the Wachowskis.

Saturday, September 5, 2009

[preview] Accident (2009)

...taking its bow at the upcoming Toronto International Film Festival, six minutes of Soi Cheang's Johnnie To-produced crime thriller Accident have been posted online. There are no English subtitles, unfortunately, but they're not particularly necessary to understand what's happening. Verdict? I think it looks stellar and the inside word from those few who have seen it is that Accident is absolutely stellar, the film that should push its director to widespread international recognition. Here's how TIFF describes it... (source:; includes 01:36 trailer)

Q&A With Patton Oswalt

Patton Oswalt did a brief Q&A with AMC to plug his upcoming film, Big Fan. He talks a bit about how difficult it is for fans to continue to love a celebrity even after they've done something horrible.

But what struck me most about the interview was that Patton didn't do what most comics do when they're shilling their latest project: Do some of your schtick, then plug the gig. Instead, he gave an intelligent insightful interview that covered several topics.

For example, here's Patton on dystopian science fiction:

"A futurist pointed out to me that there is no such thing as a dystopia, which is usually portrayed as a grim and horrible future. But we're living in a dystopia right now. If you showed someone from the 1900s our world -- where if you sleep with someone you can die, and the air is brown at night, and there's the nuclear bomb, they'd think it's a nightmare. Anyone living in a dystopia should never act like it's a dystopia; they should think it's great. And the ones pointing out that it's a dystopia, everyone else thinks are crazy."

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Trailer: Assault Girls

This is the trailer for an upcoming film by Mamoru Oshii, the filmmaker who gave us Ghost in the Shell. Assault Girls has cute, heavily armed Japanese girls fighting giant-assed sandworms. So...yes.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

[red-band preview] The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day (HD)


Tuesday, September 1, 2009


"Ive got miself some russian vodka in the mystic box" -- spam tweet received by crataegus

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Kevin Spacey: Queso Bastard

A Discussion ensues:

FoolProof> Brent Spiner is kind of mean.
FuzzyDave> I'd like to stuff Brent Spiner and Kevin Spacey into a sack and let the two of em snark each other to death. Those bitchy queens get on my tits
FoolProof> Is KS snarky much?
FuzzyDave> Yas.
FuzzyDave> NEVER ask Kevin Spacey for his queso recipe. You'd think you'd asked him to slap an orphan. Christ, what an asshole.
crataegus> It's hard to "hide" that desire for Slavic boy dick, Dave. It has to bubble out somehow.

The world will never know
what Kevin Spacey
puts in his queso.

Friday, August 28, 2009

Twin Baby Boys Laughing at Each Other

100 Years of Special Effects

via neatorama

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

QOTD: Everyone Hates Aimee

I'm crying MURDERS...of YOU! -- Aimee

Monday, August 24, 2009

Why Have It Rhyme with "Naysay"?

What a great marketing opportunity blown to heck.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009


This is like a monkey is a good discussion. End of the World monkeys. -- FoolProof

Monday, August 17, 2009

Cab Calloway-Reefer Man!

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Cut Slide!

Sweet compilation of cut/slide scenes. Not Safe For Work or the Weak Tummy'd.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

[preview] TRON Legacy (2010)

As seen at Comic-Con San Diego.

Monday, August 10, 2009

[preview] The Prisoner (2009)

As seen at Comic-Con San Diego.

I'm Precious Dammit!

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Trailer for Dr. Parnassus

Here is the UK trailer for Terry Gilliam's "The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus," Heath Ledger's final film. It opens in the UK Oct. 16th and on Christmas Day in the USA.

I can't wait to see it. Not because of Heath, but because I'm a huge Gilliam fan. That, and also because it stars Lily Cole, the future mother of my children.