Trailer: Assault Girls

This is the trailer for an upcoming film by Mamoru Oshii, the filmmaker who gave us Ghost in the Shell. Assault Girls has cute, heavily armed Japanese girls fighting giant-assed sandworms. So...yes.

Cut Slide!

Sweet compilation of cut/slide scenes. Not Safe For Work or the Weak Tummy'd.

Trailer for Dr. Parnassus

Here is the UK trailer for Terry Gilliam's "The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus," Heath Ledger's final film. It opens in the UK Oct. 16th and on Christmas Day in the USA.

I can't wait to see it. Not because of Heath, but because I'm a huge Gilliam fan. That, and also because it stars Lily Cole, the future mother of my children.

Keyboard Cat vs The Stabbies

For crataegus & schazzy

Squirrels to Humanity: Nuts to You!

crataegus> Dave, all squirrels are cannibals.
FuzzyDave> !!!
crataegus> I'm not just sayin that because I loathe squirrels.
crataegus> They'll eat another squirrels young, baby birds, etc. Squirrels eat anything.
FuzzyDave> i thought their diet was mostly acorns and snakki treats. i didn't know they ate meats
crataegus> I've even seen them picking at road jerky before.
FuzzyDave> my god. the Squirrel Apocalypse is already beginning.
FuzzyDave> civilization is well and truly fscked now
crataegus> Now you know why I want to kill them all with fire.
FuzzyDave> is fire the only way to kill them? what about Big Shoes? or Strategically Placed Anvils?
crataegus> Anvils might work. Big Shoes, no. They'll chew their way through.
crataegus>Cars, birds of prey, and fire...those are the sure ways.
FuzzyDave> i KNEW i shoulda never given up falconry!
crataegus> Oh, and nuking them from space, of course.
FuzzyDave> i KNEW i shoulda never thrown away that Testors Thermonuclear ICBM model rocket kit!

RIP Neil Hefti

He died on Oct. 11th at age 85. I just heard about it today. Who was Neil Hefti? He wrote this:

The Pharoah Scheme

So Long Chef

Isaac Hayes died today. He was 65. He was found dead by his treadmill.

What with Bernie Mac gone and now Hayes, that's two of the three stars of the upcoming movie "Soul Men" who have passed.

Someone call Sam Jackson and tell him to stay in motherfuckin bed.

Bernie Mac Dead at 50

Sad news. Early this morning, one of the Original Kings of Comedy, Bernie Mac, died of complications from pneumonia. He will be missed. He said the things we were thinking. Here's a classic clip from the Kings movie:

RIP You Glorious Bastard

George Carlin, who had a history of heart problems, died Sunday of heart failure. He was 71.

My earliest memory of Carlin was sneaking home a friend's copy of Class Clown back in the early 70s and playing it before my parents got home.

And yet, Larry the Cable Guy still lives.

RIP Jim McKay

Jim McKay, 86, a longtime television sports journalist, has died of natural causes in Maryland, according to a statement from the McKay family.

McKay is best known for hosting ABC's "Wide World of Sports" and 12 Olympic Games.

McKay won numerous awards for journalism, including two Emmys and the George Polk Award for his sports and news coverage of the 1972 Munich Olympics.

In 1988, McKay was inducted into the U.S. Olympic Hall of Fame.

The Thrill of Victory...The Agony of Defeat:

He's Gone Back To Zatox, Dum-Dum

Sad news. Harvey Korman, voice of The Great Gazoo has died from complications from the rupture of an abdominal aortic aneurysm four months ago. He was 81.

He won 4 Emmys for his work on the long-running "Carol Burnett Show," where he was famous for breaking up during skits , viz:

He's Dead, Jim

Tokyo Gore Police

This video clip is NSFW due to EXCESSIVE and GRATUITOUS violence, lakes of spurting blood, partial nudity, anatomical grotesqueries, and extremely poor production values.

NO ONE should watch it, except for Beaglebot.

And maybe Fuzzydave.

So Long, Chuck

Godspeed Gary

Das Clown

(NSFW)

Alien v Predator: Requiem

Here's teh first 5 minutes of "Alien v Predator: Requiem," which is due out in mid-January. I wasn't too thrilled with the first AvP movie, but this one looks promising.

World's Highest Bungee Jump

233 meters (764 feet or 61 stories), located at the Macau Tower in China.

Trailer: 'Teeth'

I am so there. Well, not literally...