Louis CK: Chimps (NSFW)

QOTD

"I also talk about going to Chinatown and seeing duck vaginas in a big barrel and being afraid to eat one, because I don't want to find out that I love duck vaginas and I gotta have them, and at 4 o'clock in the morning, I'm having a craving for duck vaginas, and Chinatown's closed, so I have to go to a dark park with a knife." -- Louis C.K. talking about his HBO special, "Shameless" (taken from a great interview with him in The Onion's AV Club)