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Mount my Urn on Fuzzy's Nordic Beaglebot — LinusMines

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"Poo Time is not You Time." -- beaglebot describing an incident with Lil Bot.

Beagle is Sage

FuzzyDave> I have half a chicken, mashtaters & beef au jus, and mac n cheese in the fridge. I shall nom like Henry VIII for lunch today

beaglebot> Gonna get married and kill a wife afters?

FuzzyDave> after dinner. first I have to defy the pope for tea. Oh...and set up a new religion. What are you doing later? I'll need an archbishop.

FuzzyDave> I'll dub you Thomas a Beaglet

beaglebot> Sure.

FuzzyDave> There's a risk you'll be murdered by zealous knights; but the upside is you'll get a great hat.

beaglebot> There are aways trade offs.

Ninja Beagle!

Ode of the Day

And now, a poem of Spam from Beaglebot:

Your Kind Attention:
Bring back time,
When girls were yours.

Your worries
Are over.

Big Penis.

LooLoo

Clearly targeted at the beaglebot demographic.

QotD Overheard in the Bot Car

"Clapping is like giving yourself a high five." -- MrsBot to LilBot

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crataegus> I don't know. I think it's just that women are subtle, and men are pigs who only want one thing.
beaglebot> the remote?
crataegus> three things: poon, the remote, and cheese.
beaglebot> mm, cheese
beaglebot> as you get older I think the cheese and remote take on more importance
beaglebot> poon is poon, but good cheese lasts longer
beaglebot> and after enough cheese the poon is right out

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Beagle and Fuzzy while watching The Day The Earth Stood Still:

beaglebot> I'm surprised that no one has tried to remake this yet
FuzzyDave> you're joking right?
FuzzyDave> cuz they are. keanu reeves is playing klaatu.
beaglebot> wait, has it been?
beaglebot> oh for fucks sake
FuzzyDave> i shit you not
beaglebot> great, more raping of my childhood
FuzzyDave> at this point in my life, my Nostalgia Sphincter is looser than the slots at Binions

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* * * FuzzyDave has a mouth full of gauze and the hiccups

beaglebot> Which is oddly exactly opposite two turntables and a microphone

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Once, while sleeping out beneath the stars, beaglebot had a dream about Monica Belucci. Afterwards, there were only 9 planets in our solar system -- LowFlyingMule

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