QOTD

crataegus> I don't know. I think it's just that women are subtle, and men are pigs who only want one thing.
beaglebot> the remote?
crataegus> three things: poon, the remote, and cheese.
beaglebot> mm, cheese
beaglebot> as you get older I think the cheese and remote take on more importance
beaglebot> poon is poon, but good cheese lasts longer
beaglebot> and after enough cheese the poon is right out