To: X2C, Relentless, PipeLaya, Pre$$ure and Satisfaktion (collectively known as Peer Pressure)
From: The Management
From 1941's Hellzapoppin', we have secured the talents of Whitey's Lindy Hoppers (aka the Harlem Congaroos), in one of the greatest dance routines ever filmed. The opening act will consist of Slim (Gaillard) and Slam (Stewart), along with their band.
Your services will no longer be required in perpetuity. We will make arrangements to have your ottoman returned to you via express freight.
The Counter of Doom!
