Here's the first episode of Stephen Colbert's Tek Jansen Adventures:
Yes, that was very humorous. But we don't have time to titter, Nation. Right now there's a bridge in Hungary that needs to be named. A website has been set up for people to nominate and vote on the new name. Right now, Chuck Norris has more than 150,000 votes. Colbert has only a measly 168.
Do your part. Go to this site for instructions on how to vote.
God Bless America.
The Counter of Doom!
