Tu Mera Superman (from Dariya Dil [1988])

Cornpone Doesn't Work for 911

Earlier today cornpone went on Omegle to chat with a complete stranger. Here now is a transcript:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Cornpone: hi
Stranger: QUICK I ACCIDENTALLY A WHOLE COKE BOTTLE WHAT DO I DO
Cornpone: OPEN IT!
Cornpone: SWALLOW SOME MENTOS!
Stranger: I CANT I ACCIDENTALLY IT
Cornpone: mentos!
Stranger: FUCK MENTOS THIS IS SERIOUS
Cornpone: HELLO!
Stranger: SHIT SHIT SHIT
Cornpone: I KNOW!
Stranger: AM I GONNA DIE
Stranger: YOU DONT UNDERSTAND MAN
Cornpone: MAMA!
Stranger: HAVE YOU EVER ACCIDENTALLY A WHOLE COOK BOTTLE
Cornpone: YEAH!
Stranger: WHA THE FUCK DO I DO
Cornpone: GOOD TIMES!
Cornpone: SWALLOW SOME MENTOS!
Stranger: YOU DOUCHE SWAGGLER HELP ME

Coke fountain dominoes

Yeeeeaaaah!!!