Tuesday, September 18, 2007

The 86 Rules of Boozing

According to Modern Drunkard Magazine Online.

Some of my favorites:

34. If you bring Old Milwaukee to a party, you must drink at least two cans before you start drinking the imported beer in the fridge.

41. Anyone on stage or behind a bar is fifty percent better looking.

67. Never ask a bartender “what's good tonight?” They do not fly in the scotch fresh from the coast every morning.