According to Modern Drunkard Magazine Online.
Some of my favorites:
34. If you bring Old Milwaukee to a party, you must drink at least two cans before you start drinking the imported beer in the fridge.
41. Anyone on stage or behind a bar is fifty percent better looking.
67. Never ask a bartender “what's good tonight?” They do not fly in the scotch fresh from the coast every morning.
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