An Alphabetical Wooing

Let others talk of L N's eyes,
And K T's figure light and free,
Say L R, too, is beautiful –
I heed them not while U I C.
U need not N V them, for U
X L them all, my M L E.
I have no words when I would tell
How much in love with U I B.
So sweet U R, my D R E,
I love your very F E G;
And when you speak or sign, your voice
Is like a winsome L O D.
When U R I C, hope D K's,
I am a mere non- N T T.
Such F E K C has your smile,
It shields from N E N M E.
For love so deep as mine, I fear,
There is no other M E D.
But that you love me back again –
O, thought of heavenly X T C;
So, lest my M T heart and I
Should sing for love an L E G,
T's me no more — B Y's, B kind,
O, M L E, U R, I C!

– Anonymous, cited in Carolyn Wells, A Whimsey Anthology, 1906

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