Monday, February 19, 2007

From the Forensics Files of Fuzzytopia

O-37: Faster Pussycat, Kill Kill!

August 1938: Intelligence confirmed the abduction of the Little Prince would be attempted during Morning Constitutional. Security was increased in response. Our surveillance detail managed to locate the would-be kidnapper peepin' out from his hidey-hole:

Further investigation revealed that the nanny and the suspect were accomplices. Both went silent under interrogation (choosing instead to repeatedly groom themselves and spit up hairballs), and are currently serving a sentence of community service at Chuck E. Cheese's.