Monday, September 25, 2006

Maxim's Sexiest News Anchors

Stephen Colbert grabbed the Number 2 spot in Maxim's Sexiest News Anchors.

Sure, he lacks functional cleavage and, in his hermetically sealed suits flashes less skin than Diane Sawyer; but shame on you, liberal media, to tell us that ... (he) can't be as sexy as a Joy Behar or a Helen Thomas. Hard-left media arbiters of sexy, you're on notice. -- Maxim

Melissa Theuriau, anchor of French TV news magazine "Forbidden Zone" and frequent object of many a nocturnal emmison is No. 1:

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