Hey Nonny Nonny! Geoffrey Chaucer Hath a Blog and he hath witnessed a "grete entertaynment of 'Serpentes on a Shippe,' ... which ys perfourmed ech daye by the menne of the gild of beekeeperes (and thus ys ycleped a 'b-movie')." Spoyler alert: If ye haue nat yet sene the performaunce of 'Serpentes on a Shippe,' rede nat of the romaunce, for it doth telle of the manye suprises and straunge eventes that happen in the course of the storye, and thus it mayhap shall lessen yower enjoiement of the performaunce yt self.
