Sunday, August 27, 2006

defective yeti: Brash Machine

From defective yeti: "My local ATM has become aggressively informal. At first it was just small things, like saying 'Sure' and 'No, thanks' instead of 'yes' and 'no' when asking if I want a receipt. But now it's completely out of control. Now it's all, 'Howdie-ho, neighbor! Hot enough for ya? Well golly gee willikers, what can I do you for?'"

I can see FuzzyTopia National Bank now. "Yo Homie, insert your snakki treets in the slot for a bigger surprise.